Cloob

Cloob: the presence of someone else being so retarded that it hurts your soul and existence.

“Damn milly, stop being such a cloob”

by Blair Sally December 7, 2019

clobberin the gorilla

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

Colberting

Colberting is the act of posting a number of high-resolution images in a thread on an web forum in an attempt to make it difficult for other forum members to read, thereby either slowing or stoping the conversation occuring within it. In practice, pictures of Stephen Colbert are often used as the requisite high-resolution images, but any high-resolution images will do.

I wanted to read Kelly's tribute thread, but it looks like Mikey has been busy Colberting it, and when I opened it my browser crashed.

by wholesomedick November 7, 2008

colbert bump

The positive boost in sales or votes received by people who are guests on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report.

After appearing on The Cobert Report, the previously unknown candidate got the Colbert bump and pulled ahead in the polls.

by Angela Carrington July 10, 2007

cobob

1. the act of looking and acting like a cobob. like a fruit.
2. a sex toy, fruit in flavour

"wells theres alot of cobobs in this house"

by sid and manny March 19, 2004

Clobify

Something the youths say these days. It essentially means they got past a round of the video game Fall Guys.

Joseph: Holy fuck, did you clobify?

Robert: I've clobified many times.

by weedbutnogrinder March 29, 2021