Collusion

secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, especially in order to cheat or deceive others.

When meatball mountain and the hitman have private talks about joining forces leaving Hanks in the dust which ends up being collusion

by ABC 545 August 19, 2019

Collusion

Webster's dictionary definition of collusion- any act, transaction or rules changes that do not directly benefit the standing commissioner of The Real Americans fantasy football league!

Collusion! I will use my powers as commissioner to veto that trade because it is fair and does not help me beat the rest of you

by Uppgreyedd October 2, 2019

Collusion

You see what I mean about her being the best one.

Hym “Collusion? Yep. See?”

by Hym Iam October 20, 2022

Operation NO COLLUSION

A very poorly disguised conspiracy.

I knew something was up immediately, ya'll walking around like Operation NO COLLUSION.

by rexmortus June 3, 2018

collusionism

Living in the State in which you do not know if what you are hearing, seeing or speaking is actually true.

The Nightly News just declared finally that we are living in a world under Collusionism and that there was no need for them to lie to us anymore.

by Milton William Cooper ll May 18, 2017

Shy/Asshole Confusion

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.

Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.

by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008

head on collision

The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.

1) Serve a shot of Kahlua
2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light
3) Chug in one gulp

"-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb.
-Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision"

by InventedHOD April 21, 2009