Webster's dictionary definition of collusion- any act, transaction or rules changes that do not directly benefit the standing commissioner of The Real Americans fantasy football league!
Collusion! I will use my powers as commissioner to veto that trade because it is fair and does not help me beat the rest of you
Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.
Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.
Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-
Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.
1) Serve a shot of Kahlua
2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light
3) Chug in one gulp
"-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb.
-Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision"