Colleen Ballinger

Child abusing youtuber who is Supposedly not a groomer, just a loser

Colleen Ballinger : I am not a Groomer, Just a Loser
A: Damn bitch shut the fuck up

by Cestrum August 6, 2023

Colleened

When an alluring and luscious girl seduced you with her irresistible confidence, taste for danger, and captivating personality only to leave you, after an erotic one night stand filled with flawless pleasures and ultimate spank-bank material, with a hang over, a pre-rolled joint next to a pair of sultry black lace panties (she left both behind), one picture of her on your digital camera so sexy it would make the pope sin from burning loins, and a lifetime of self-hatred for not getting her last name and cell number.

Holy shit...the girl i hooked up with last night totally Colleened me! Picture and all!!!

I'm taking the girl of my dreams home with me right now, lets hope to all that is holy i don't get Colleened. I never want to let this girl go!!!

I need to meet a hott girl named Colleen so i can get Colleened

by JizzyStizzy October 5, 2009

Collan

Collans are very charismatic men that know how to push all the right buttons to make a person either completely in love or annoyed out of their minds. They also have a tendency to be completely romantic and know just how to make you feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside no matter how horrible you might feel.

That Collan is so sex.

by tigertaimer February 16, 2009

Colleen Ballinger

Colleen "Epstein" Ballinger (aka Miranda Rights) is a professional ukulele player and singer who was born in Ni'ihau, Hawaii, in November 21, 1986. She is known for her famous songs about trains and cats. According to her hit song "hi." she identifies as a rat with a narcissistic personality.
In 2014, she started performing concerts in her mother's basement at the age of 28. She regularly invited children (also referred to as Colleeny's Weenies) to her basement, where she gave children cheese balls from her pants and forced kids to do yoga. She had a section of her concerts called "Korn" where she addressed the issues of Kornography and called young children onstage to shame them for being Korn fans. Colleen has had multiple collaborations with artists like Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley.
Colleen Ballinger also had a background in acting. She was featured in various movies such as "Angry Birds 2: Electric Boogaloo", "Ralph DDoS's the Internet", and "Ukulele (2016)".

Later in 2023, she went on to make a Youtube Channel, which has amassed over 10 subscribers. Recently, she has been caught up in a controversy about grooming her 2 Persian cats, who have been speaking about possibly taking legal action.
Colleen has responded to this with her newest song "'Responding' to allegations dragging by out a ukulele song for 10 fucking minutes"
Other popular songs by Colleen include "I love Little Boys", "Lingerie Delivery", "Fat Mexicans", and "Are you a virgin?"

Person 1: Have you heard Colleen Bal-lingerie's hit song "Sunset at Epstein Island"
Person 2: No, I bet it sounds lovely though. Colleen Ball-Slinger is a great ukulele player.

Colleen Ballinger: g, g7, c, d7

by EEPIC July 14, 2023

Colleen

Colleen is the most amazing you'll ever meet in your life, and she's also lovingly adorable. She's there by your side, day and night, rain or shine, or even if you have the worst days of your life. She's there, no matter what. She's smart, she's random, she's interesting, she's just overall amazing in every corner, and every segment of her personality. She's also very smart, and can't be fooled. She's nice, and tries her best at anything, even if it's possible or not. She's one in infinity, not even the most prettiest/smartest/amazing girl in the world can compare Colleen, because she's a billion times better than them. She loves to cuddle, and once you cuddle with her, you'll never want to let go, because she's the best thing that will ever happen in your life. Every time you walk into a crowded room with a Colleen, you can't help but smile that each person would be staring at you with great jealousy. Once you lose a Colleen, you better pray and hope everyday that you'll see her, and be with her. Just a glimpse of a Colleen can leave you breathless.

Colleen, without you, my whole heart would shatter in a million pieces. I'd take you back in a heart beat, even if putting my whole heart together piece by piece.

by whitecords August 7, 2009

Colleen

Colleens are typically known for their beauty and mysterious ways upon first sight. Colleens, after being known by an individual, continue to develop their beauty inside and out, and begin to drag the individual in, seduced by its looks and personality. A Colleen is typically a blonde, petite, athletic, gorgeous person with smart intellect, witty vocabulary and a very diverse sense of humor. Colleens are very out going and loveable though sometimes shy and quiet. Colleens love to have their backs rubbed, and their necks kissed while lying in a comfortable bed. A Colleen is always looking for an adventure, so if an individual has one, she will most likely join in on the fun. When a Colleen is cornered or threatened, it may occasionally "fight", but more frequently take "flight". Colleens will run away from a problem or confrontation and play impossible to catch rather than fix it. Colleens will also hide their feelings or convince those with different ones to cover up its real feelings. These defense abilities are confusing and debilitating but are not hard to cope with. Colleens are easy/great to fall in love with, but they are impossibly hard to fall out of love with. Once hooked to a Colleen, you certainly will maintain a strong connection for a very long time. They are addicting like a drug, except the high is much more uplifting. When in love with a Colleen, the individual’s life will surely change for the better and many magnificent memories will be made throughout the time. The individual will never want the love to end and hopefully live a long happy life with a Colleen. If a Colleen says it loves you, you're in luck for sure. Colleens need to be taken care of and treated right, and though it’s very hard at times to figure out the right way, in the end everything will work out right, through all the ups and all the downs. They are just a part of a colleen that makes up a larger, more beautiful, indescribable thing that a lucky individual can enjoy for a long time. Also, those with a mustang have an advantage to finding a Colleen as stated.

Damn thats a hot colleen over there, I wish I could get at that.

by ILoveCocaCola707 April 27, 2009

colleague

A fellow member of a profession, staff, or academic faculty; an associate.

I can't simply ask Emma to fuck with me. She's not my friend, she is just my colleague.

by RudeBob April 6, 2008