col

Chuckled out Loud. For people who want to be honest about how funny something actually is, because we all know you didn't lol.

Madison: I JUST FELL OUT OF MY BED CAUSE THERE WAS A SPIDER ON MY ROOF
CHRIS: COL

by AngelOnFira April 22, 2016

col

An internet expression for "chortle out loud". It is used to express less enthusiasm than "lol", but slightly more enthusiasm than loti.

When Samantha lactated right in the middle of brunch, I just had to col.

by Prima B. Goode June 29, 2005

col

A sign of the times, a new wave of friendlier, more honest internet slang is about to emerge. When do you ever actually Laugh Out Loud when typing the famed "lol" never! At most you merely "chuckle out loud." the use of this acronym will warrant closer friendships, more patient bloggers, and a sizeable decrease in online ranting. At least that's what our specialists are predicting.

so spread the word! next time you chuckle but do not laugh out loud, use "COL"!!! stop lying to your friends!!! hop on the slang train!!

COL

LittleSallySue584343564868: OMG i can't believe how funny that movie was! like the part where he said "whot whot"

TruthTeller8655877788: COL

LittleSallySue584343564868: wow truthteller8655877788, that was very honest of you, i commend your friendship!

TruthTeller8655877788: tu

by TruthTeller8655877788 July 14, 2009

COL

Chortles Out Loudly - Minh + Claire creation. *Natalie Tran - Community Channel Inspired*

Minh: Yo mamma is soo fat she paints her lipstick on with a paint roller.
Claire: Yo mamma is soo fat she ate the paint roller!
Minh: COL!
Claire: COL!

by Minhcredible December 19, 2009

COL

Crying out loud

OR

For Christ's sake

Lazy dude: Can you turn off the TV?

Girlfriend: For Col crying out loud its right next to you.

Lazy dude: Oh, can you turn it off?

by Grilled Pickles March 17, 2010

Col

Short for Lavacol, a brand of rubbing alcohol used for inexpensive intoxication by Sioux Indians in South Dakota

Hey two bulls, got any col, man?

by aardworm October 23, 2012

Col

It has the same meaning as "cool" but it is easier, faster and less of a bother type.

"That fun fact is very col."

by jas_rxxx March 23, 2021