chili cookoff

At least three men defecate on a woman's chest. She tastes and rates them, has sex with the first place winner, blows the runner-up, and the last man must eat the remaining shit from the woman's chest while she performs the tasks on the other two men.

Aw, man, I got last place in Susie's chili cookoff last weekend. The other guys really gave it their best.

by Arnoldez January 11, 2009

Cockoff

Ship name of C-list actress Olivia Cockburn and nepotism baby Jeff Azoff trying to fuck over their client Harry but instead end up no so sneakily fucking each other.

Have you seen Cockoff hold hands while dancing like worms? Quick, some eye coverup and holy water.

by _WJ September 18, 2021

Cockoff

When one does something stupid, wrong, they should 'Cockoff'.

Just Cockoff you twat

by 90Nz0 August 14, 2003

copoff

To copy of off someone. Sometimes a form of respect but often leads to conflict.

I bought a duck hat and then my young cousin rushed off to the store to buy a duck hat. What a copoff.

by dradudsdt September 20, 2009

Dyke Cooch Cookoff

A mirror to the everpresent term "pissing contest" between men engaged in a verbal or personal (or oft physical) arguement, just make it female. And lesbian.

Sara (a lesbian) had a heated Dyke Cooch Cookoff outside the bar with her ex partner after she found out that Midge, and her new found love, left her with the tab for the food and the taxi after the bad news.

by fanbladesaresharp July 11, 2006

Cockoff

Ship name for Scooter Braun wannabe Jeffrey Azoff and D list actress Olivia Cockburn, whose affair caused the demise of Olivia Wilde’s engagement to Jason Sudeikis.

I can’t believe the media is still trying to pretend Holivia is real after all those videos of cockoff holding hands and grinding at the Harry Styles concerts.

by OliviaWildesBadBotox September 24, 2021

Cokofy

The act of Cokofing.

Ex: Oh my god you just made me Cokofy

by ramsterra August 31, 2022