When you have the means to do something but still can’t do it. A dodo bird has wings but could not fly. Some would also describe this as not understanding why you can’t achieve a particular goal.
Giuseppe: I have done all the homework and been listening in class and gone to tutoring but i still can’t seem to pass the class
Amy: Wow it sounds like you’re facing the dodo’s conundrum
Amy: Wow it sounds like you’re facing the dodo’s conundrum
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Get the dodo’s conundrum mug.A bunch of goody two shoe arseholes who believe it's a better choice to watch after other children when instead, they should be watching their own.
They're globally known as "attention whores" and "giant cry babies"
They also believe in the fact that the world will be balanced, if there were only G - Rated shows on TV. If that was the case, teenagers would ultimately die from boredness.
The point is, PTC is nothing but a bunch of selfish adults, who believe that Television will kill the minds of ANYONE. If they read this, they would waste their valuable time tracking my ass down, and direct me to the Police because I was "cyber bullying".
This is nothing but the truth.
They're globally known as "attention whores" and "giant cry babies"
They also believe in the fact that the world will be balanced, if there were only G - Rated shows on TV. If that was the case, teenagers would ultimately die from boredness.
The point is, PTC is nothing but a bunch of selfish adults, who believe that Television will kill the minds of ANYONE. If they read this, they would waste their valuable time tracking my ass down, and direct me to the Police because I was "cyber bullying".
This is nothing but the truth.
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- Parent Television Council:
OmG!! ChIlD PoWrnNN!!!!
We ShOulD rEpoRt It TwO thA PoLicE!!
/start of controversy
- Parent Television Council:
OmG!! ChIlD PoWrnNN!!!!
We ShOulD rEpoRt It TwO thA PoLicE!!
/start of controversy
by Alias @*(&&#*(#&@(*&# January 27, 2011
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1. A very cheap haircut that's been done at the local barber's, instead of an expensive stylist.
2. Can be used to describe a haircut that looks poorly done, or is very short, as somebody on a council estate may stereotypically have.
2. Can be used to describe a haircut that looks poorly done, or is very short, as somebody on a council estate may stereotypically have.
"I hear you went to Toni & Guy to pay too much for your haircut"
"At least it's not a council cut, like yours!"
"At least it's not a council cut, like yours!"
by DSelby March 6, 2007
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“Royal Council is cudgy and stans Lemington Leith”
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“Royal Council is cudgy and stans Lemington Leith”
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