cortical homunculus

A distorted human figure representing the disproportionate sensory-motor centers for the human body, most of which is dedicated to the hands, lips and mouth, and feet.

i have SO much feeling in my hands!

by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004

Cvetich

Someone who is extremely homosexual. Consists of a large family of Serbians. The head of the family, the mother, is often a MILF. Everyone wants to get on her. The children all suck.

Hey, look at that sexy piece of Cvetich mother.

by Gastly Dragonair August 21, 2009

cortical dysplasia

This female inherited disease is one from birth and is a form of epilepsy. It's onset is during childhood and is defined by intractable seizures. In adulthood, it progresses to extreme sexiness and good looks. The females whom suffer from this are excellent cuddle buddies, make the greatest KD Mac n Cheese, and are well known for their moves between the sheets. In adults, a trigger for seizure like activity can be extreme humour. Their seizures can also be mistaken for a full tonic-clonic or grand mal with uncontrolled laughter. Girls with this are definitely keepers.

"I need to find a girl named taylor whom has cortical dysplasia, I've always dreamed of being with a unicorn"

"I'm really hungry. I wish that taylor girl with cortical dysplasia could make me some KD Mac n Cheese"

"I wish I could be a better person and have cortical dysplasia"

by j_rock123 February 20, 2017

Conticed

The act of looking up what a word means on Urban Dictionary because of someone you met on Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare. If you did this and are reading this, "you played yourself" - DJ Khaled

"Ahh man bro, i just got conticed by that guy on the other team"

"Watch this! im gonna Contice this guy"

by Conticer May 3, 2020

Conética

A kind of story someone tells trying to state a fact that isn't all true or is generally dressed with little lies to make it funnier.

Octavio told us that tap water in Granada came directly from Lanjarón fountains. There's no question it's a great conética as I almost vomit just to smell it while taking a shower. What a funny bird!

by Colageno September 5, 2021

contice

When powdered snow turns into slushy snow the process is called contice

Boy: Lets go build a snowman one the snow is contice!

by connor1414 January 30, 2009

Coneticorgy

an orgy when the women strap dildos to where a penis would be on a man and perform anal sex on the men

the men will poop easily after the coneticorgy

by anal all the way January 9, 2011