cock·tas·tic
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik
Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.
1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces
2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock
3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>
- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik
Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.
1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces
2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock
3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>
- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun
EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.
CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.
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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?
Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!
*policeman generously tasers commie student*
Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.
CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.
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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?
Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!
*policeman generously tasers commie student*
Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.
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Unattractive highschool kids who think they're cool.
Hangout everyday and spend money they don't have.
Use stupid words that don't exist.
If they're really annoying you could call them an OG Cocktit
Unattractive highschool kids who think they're cool.
Hangout everyday and spend money they don't have.
Use stupid words that don't exist.
If they're really annoying you could call them an OG Cocktit
John: Shit bro it's sam and his cocktits!
Michael: What the fuck bro they're retarded, they're OG cocktit
Michael: What the fuck bro they're retarded, they're OG cocktit
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Note: This term is officially listed in the Seekers' Mantown Dictionary.
Note: This term is officially listed in the Seekers' Mantown Dictionary.
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org: Greek kákisto (s), superlative of kakós bad + -cracy
org: Greek kákisto (s), superlative of kakós bad + -cracy
In the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, red states voted overwhelmingly to abolish democracy and establish cockistocracy, by electing Donald Trump and his swamp jiz to office.
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2. The opposite of fantastic.
3. The equivalent of having a large sweaty cock dangled in your face.
2. The opposite of fantastic.
3. The equivalent of having a large sweaty cock dangled in your face.
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