Cockpatter

A male airport employee, TSA or equivalent that does body frisks patting mens genitalia to find hidden drugs or prohibited weapons.

Anthony: "Did you hear Tim got a job at the airport doing security as a Cockpatter" ?

Scott: "Thays a perfect job for him he loves to fondle male genitals" !

by BigDollopsofGollop June 26, 2022

Cockwater

Soapy water left in the sink after washing one's genitals.

I wouldn't let that bitch drink my Cockwater if she was dying of thirst!

by Buttpucker December 28, 2015

cockwater

water (or any other liquid) which drips off a freshly showered man's genitals onto the exposed feet (or forehead) of an unsuspecting person getting dressed in the gym locker room.

Oofa dude, that naked guy just totally invaded my personal space; after he came back from the shower, he stood right next to me, while talking with his hands and anointing me with his cockwater and Gawd knows what else. What ever happened to just doing a quick gym rinse?

by Freakette Kitchen February 17, 2010

cocksweater

1. noun. A cylindrical sweater worn over a male's penis.
2. adjective. An irritating, ignorant person.
3. noun. A person who spends their time keeping penises warm.
annoying jerk poser idiot ignorant jackass asshatmisogynist egotistical

He decided to wear his finest wool cocksweater on his ascent up Mt. Everest. He knew it would be a perilous and frigid climb.

I met a cocksweater outside the bar in town last night, he said he thought he was pretty good looking. He also assumed that I wanted to have sex with him. What a cocksweater.



George W. Bush spent the last 8 years working as a cocksweater for the vice president.

by C.A.E. January 10, 2009

cockswagger

to think that your shlong is the biggest on earth, instead looks like a tater tot.

dude, your cockswagger pisses me off, you got a baby dick, not a daddy dick.

by fookbunny December 7, 2011

cockswabber

A man who sticks his penis into another man's penis, commonly swabbing with the head of his erect penis. They are awarded bonus points for prolapsing their uterus.

I love watching cockswabbers on XVIDEOS.COM.

by Urmomtriplenipples May 28, 2018

cockwater

A super shitty player in a game, specifically overwatch.

Tart you're fucking cockwater bro

by greevesmar September 12, 2021