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cocksicle

1. A woman's flavored dildo
2. Fleshy posicle sold at K-mart for $ .69
Richard- what a nice dick you have!
Blo-Jo- Its not a dick, its a cocksicle.
by Magicfan December 2, 2003
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cocksicle

A Greek moron's mispelling for "cocksickle."
If you can't spell "cocksickle," go back to Greece, you towelhead.
by :Source June 16, 2003
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cocksicle

What happens to your penis and scrotum if you jump into a cold pool, bathtub or ice bucket.
Tim: Gary, what's in your cold pool tent?

Gary: Tim some people call it an insurrection but I call it a cocksicle.
by Gafa Gafa June 18, 2011
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Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide

A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.
Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.

Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.

*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.
by r2kjowens August 25, 2009
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Butt-Fudge Cocksicle

The sexual term for when a female performs fellatio on a male immediately after anal-sex.
Janice's brown stains on her teeth are testament to her unprecedented Butt-Fudge Cocksicle giving skills!
by G.P.R. September 19, 2009
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The action of introducing ones virile member into the freezer to keep it cool for a later occurring act of licking and suction.
1. I like sticking my virile member in the freezer, cocksicle is so much fun during the summer! But I think it is starting to affect my size.

2. I really noticed that resources are starting to run low in this pandemic. We have absolutely no popsicles for the summer. I guess I will have to cocksicle for Jessica!

3. Jessica is obsessed with me sticking my penis in the freezer so she can lick it. But man, cocksicling is so damn hard on my penis and balls, they're like little ice cubes.
by LCFO December 9, 2021
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fishy cocksicle

a cock which has just came out of a girls vagina
guy"dudette my cock smells like a fish"
gal"well think ur self lucky, it looks more like a tad-pole!" cof cof michael R. cof cof
by cockyballstrap February 5, 2005
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