Cockshit 

Basically anyone or anything that is painful to be around or hear, as much as shitting through the cock, the equivalent of having a child.

Get off the ROAD, COCKSHIT!

Cockshit by BaneTK October 2, 2007

Cockshit 

When you're so constapated that shit comes out of your cock instead of cum

Jeff: "I was jacking off earlier when suddenly I had a cockshit!"
Jame: "Ohh dude, me too!"

Cockshit by Alekks May 11, 2024

Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

Cockshit Zombie by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

cockshire 

1. The area surrounding a cock
2. Literary device used in many shakespeare plays

Damn, my cockshire itches

We musn't forget william shakespeare's use of the cockshire in Othello

cockshire by Whitey April 11, 2004

master cocksmith 

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.

Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.

master cocksmith by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

Cocksmith 

The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.

John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.

Cocksmith by burt macklyn January 24, 2015

Master Cocksmith 

A man at the top of his guild. Trained and a highly skilled purveyor of the artistry of the cock and its many uses..

I rooted a young man the other day and initially thought he was a master tool. However when i found out he was a Master Cocksmith i let him go to town and display his full range of artistry with my vagina and his cock..

Master Cocksmith by Hammo1976 November 24, 2017