dead mans cock

A limp penis, someone who can't get hard when aroused
I suffer from dead mans cock, Linda was wanking it for an hour, but it didn't stand to attention
by mitch00uk April 01, 2015
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poor man's cock

An old, beaten up car that is considered by it's owner to be the 'dog's bollocks' (or an extension of his manhood), when in reality it is a piece of crap that has been given a tastless and offensive chav transformation using cheapo motor store and eBay 99p 'stick on' shite. Expect to see big bore exhausts or chrome 5" wide add-on stuck over the exisiting tailpipe (and lots of blue smoke), home made whale tail spoilers, spray can paintjobs, blue LED washer jets, neons, chrome hubcaps that are supposed to look like alloys, lexus style or blacked out rear lights, shite music played too loud and cap adorned, blingtastic chav driver wearing burberry or bench clothing from TK Maxx.
"Oh my god, look at that twat driving in his poor man's cock." or "Jesus, that car is a piece of shit, a real poor man's cock."
by Goops The Jetman August 04, 2006
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old mans cock

Susan says "after a round of nut tinglinling golf, I could really go for a large helping of old mans cock"
by ROO30 August 13, 2006
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cryinass man cock

a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.
Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.

Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.
by messy bun November 20, 2017
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black mans cock

a dick that is more then 12 inches that is found on black men
did you know a black mans cock hangs from the side of his legs that look like a giant tumor
by TiTyRon January 17, 2010
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black man's cock

The infamous black ma's cock. feared by the many, and treasured by the few, the black man's cock is the greatest urban legend to date. Its primary role of reproduction is often superseded by its secondary roles,most notable, its use an implement for rendering bank security guards unconscious by a swift blow to the head, when the filthy nignog + accomplices decide to rob the establishment. it's other uses include neck warming, tea stirring, and bearbaiting
Jesus. that steak was bigger than a black man's cock
by cowdungcustard January 04, 2009
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Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.
by no royals September 28, 2016
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