a really annoying person. tends to mooch off his friends, has a crackwhore girlfriend, and tends to say,"That's cool.", "Cool Story, Bro.","xD" after everything. They also think they're hilarious and that they are top shit.
by bitchassniggahoe September 11, 2011
Get the Cockmunchmug. Literally, it simply refers to any living organism that munches cock in any form. Since introduced by teenagers in the late 2010s, it can have a wide variety of meanings, virtually anything you desire while considering the level of offense you wish it to have. It can also be used as a conversation initiator. asshole dickfuck tittyfuck my ass Good day hello Superb My dick hurts
(Silence) Person 1:Cockmuncher? Person 2:Cockmuncher!!
1: Have you seen my dildos? 2. Shut up you fucking cockmuncher.
1: Have you seen my dildos? 2. Shut up you fucking cockmuncher.
by aidsface45 June 24, 2012
Get the Cockmunchermug. One who obsesses over things almost anally. Will defend the wrong side in an argument, have confused morals and the logic of a five year old.
by One Two Three January 10, 2008
Get the Cockmunchermug. by EROCK February 2, 2003
Get the cockmunchmug. That George Bush/that bloke on the telly/the right honourable member is a right cockmunch, isn't he?
by GregS July 26, 2005
Get the cockmunchmug. 
