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Cock Meat Sandwich 

(noun) kok-meet-sand-wich

A type of blowjob that involves two persons sucking another one's balls at the same time, thus sandwiching the penis, or the "meat". This term was created by an awesome movie called "Harold & Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay"
Example 1: Hey girls! Wanna give me a Cock Meat Sandwich instead of you each taking turns giving me a blowjob?
Example 2:

Big Bob - So are ya'll ready for your Cock Meat Sandwich?
Harold - Uhh.....no?
Big Bob - Well ya'll better get down quick! 'Cause i gotta whole lotta sandwich for ya'll....(cock comes out).

later on...

Kumar - So are you a homosexual for making us suck your dick?
Big Bob - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GAY FOR SUCKING MY DICK!!

Cock-Meat-Sandwich 

Big Bob: Are You Boys Ready for your cock-meat-sandwich
(some time/words pass buy)
Kumar: Damn, his dick smells like shit

cockmeat sandwhich 

As seen in Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay a cockmeat sandwhich is when terrorists are forced to give the prison guards blowjobs.
Osama: hey uh so what do they got to eat around here?

Inmate: I hope you like cockmeat sandwhich

Osama: Whats that?? Is it kosher?

Prison Guard: Allright boys its time for your cock meat sandwhich. Now get on your knees and open up.

Cockmeat Sandwhich 

What you order in a McDonalds drive thru,

for laughs or just because a particular Micky-D's has fucked up your order before.
Shatwifa-"What wouldja like to order?"
Justin-" Cockmeat Sandwhich?"
Shatwifa-" A Whaaaa"?
Justin- "A big juicy cock sandwhich and thats it"
Shatwifa to herself-" Damn asshole kids!!!!"

Cock meat sandwich 

The exact meal that is given out at Guantanamo Bay in the second Harold & Kumar movie.
Big Bob: You boys ready for your cock meat sandwich?
Harold : No.
Bib Bob: You better get hungry real fast, because I've got a whole lot of sandwich waiting for ya.

Cockmeat Sandwitch

An act of sucking somebody's penis. Usually used in prison language.
ahhh fellas, are you ready for some cockmeat sandwitch?! Start suckin'!
Cockmeat Sandwitch by Lex2005 November 5, 2008