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cold calling cocksucker

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Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.
Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!
by Frankie2times September 16, 2016
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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
by JSSRocket July 26, 2020
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Triple-insult used when someone wants something and time is of the esscence.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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A person who represents a corporation that is arrogant and condescending to others, as long as they cannot affect his or her status as a shill. Can also be defined as someone who will fuck you over for a nickel and then treat you like an asshole for asking for it back.
Person 1: Who was on the phone?
Person 2: Oh, just some corporate cocksucker who deserves a slow and painful death.
by William J J T October 30, 2010
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General all-purpose all-american insult used to describe anyone except the person who actually sucks your cock.
Fuck off you worthless cocksucker!
by Alan. May 12, 2006
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Cockzucker

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One who steals an idea from friends and makes billions off of it.
Mark Zuckerburg is a real cockzucker.
by MaxJohnson415 March 16, 2017
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