CockAss

Cockass
Pronounced: Cock Ass (Cok Ass) or (Cok Ayass)
Meanings: A word often said by Jack Black. Can be found on Jack Black soundboards. Usually meant as an insult.

Anyone saying the word: You are suck a CockAss!!
Person being called a CockAss: Your so mean! *crying and running off like a little bitch*

by Faggot Bitch guy August 10, 2006

Cockenshtuff

Cockenshtuff: Kõk-ên-shtüf

Someone who loves inserting his junk into random objects just as you would a coin into a vending machine.

Tyler: Nick, stop fucking your old Gatorade bottle!
John: Yeah, quit being a goddamn cockenshtuff!

by Some Hairy Whale September 5, 2014

Cockersicity

The quality of understanding that when your friends are taking the piss out of you, that they are doing it out of love.

Nice lazy eye mate
It's ok, he's got massive cockersicity, he can take it.

by daboswinney August 19, 2021

cockass

1) A nonsense compound insult that is primarily used in a humorous manner. 2) The combination of the words "cock" and "ass".

You are such a cockass.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

cockless

Daryll, a man who admits to lacking genitalia

Hey Daryll! You have 4 balls but no cock!

by knobend jones March 29, 2004

cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010

Cockussion

The worn out feeling and look a woman has after she has been well fucked, causing a woman to not be able to move or think straight.

She just laid on the bed hair all a mess, she tried to get up and go to the washroom but was unable due to recieving a severe cockussion from her new man.

by Movie Muscle November 15, 2009