When your dick starts spinning faster than a helicopter's blades, causing you to fly into the air with unlimited power.
Bystander 1: "Oh my god, Billy's having a cockerism!
Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"
Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"
by TheCockerist April 15, 2017
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Usually a penis that can drive into people or objects with as much force as a hammer. It can be used in multiple ways like the word fuck, and is more cool when you type it in all caps.
That guy is a real Cockhammer in bed
This lecture is such a Cockhammer
John "COCKHAMMER" Smith gets so many women, to bad they are all dwarfs.
This lecture is such a Cockhammer
John "COCKHAMMER" Smith gets so many women, to bad they are all dwarfs.
by Upthemeds October 30, 2009
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by heyitshank January 7, 2011
Get the Cockeria mug.A boomerang made out of ones severed penis.
Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.
You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.
The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.
You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.
The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang
Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018
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