Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.
Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus
Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus
by bombus August 18, 2010
Get the Cockblocked by Jesus mug.When you can't date, or have sex, with someone because they're the friend of someone you dated, or had sex with. Most commonly experienced when one wants to date one of an ex's friends, but they can't, because they're the friend of their ex.
"-I wanna date Jenny, but she's my ex's best friend, so I can't.
-You my friend, have been cockblocked by association."
-You my friend, have been cockblocked by association."
by DarkwingMotherfuckinDuck March 20, 2010
Get the Cockblocked By Association mug.Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.
Babe: ...?
Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.
Babe: ...?
Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.
by Vonnegut better. September 5, 2013
Get the Cockblocked by Steve Jobs mug.When you live in Mexico and have a gf in America and you about to visit her but Donald Trump just built a wall.
by not Jackie Chen October 4, 2017
Get the Cockblocked by Donald Trump mug.Just like cockblocked by steve jobs....only Tim Cook is the new CEO. When you are about to hit on somebody, only they pull out their ipod and plug in their headphones, blocking them from the outside world.
Jacob: Saw this girl on the train on the way to atlanta, was about to go hit on her but then she pulled out her ipod....
Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.
Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.
Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.
Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.
by Juhurty October 5, 2011
Get the Cockblocked by Tim Cook mug.When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.
Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018
Get the Cockblocked by Kobe mug.when somebody's situation in life makes sex very hard or impossible
examples are
financial situation
living situation
disability
appearance
examples are
financial situation
living situation
disability
appearance
Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
by eythorh92 October 31, 2020
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