cocksplit

Its a threesome sex involving two chicks sharing one cock.

Jim: Man, I had an amazing cocksplit last weekend
Mike: Nice! Who were the chicks?
Jim: Stacey and Jane
Mike: Stacey? You better get an STD test bro...

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

Cockspit

The saliva (spit) left around a penis (cock) after being deepthroated

"Lap that cockspit up, Maggie"

"There was so much cockspit, I thought it was an eel"

"Oi, cockspit... fuck off"

by timo_cash September 26, 2008

cocksploitation

1. An ostentatious exhibition of many surgically removed penises.
2. An act of using a surgically removed penis as a rubbing agent to evoke long forgotten memories of acceptable forms of sexual pleasure.

1. She's just flaunting those amputated cocks around like it's Christmas or something. Now that's some good ol' fashioned cocksploitation!
2. Jimmy is still using his dead grandfather's penis to remind himself of better times with Jerry. It's really a classic case of grandfather cocksploitation, as described by Sigmund Freud in his 1901 paper.

by franzpolak November 10, 2010

lanky-smokestack cocksplitter

a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.

"oh my god, josh is such a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter."

"haha i know right, he is so goofy."

by Randers bobanders June 14, 2018

Cocksplotch

Someone who is silly or stupid

Oh your such a cocksplotch!

by Cocksplotch lover June 26, 2021

cocksplotch

A stupid, clumsy or not very intelligent person

Oh, your such a cocksplotch!

by Cocksplotch lover June 27, 2021