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Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection
Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

Cockplif 

A jerkoff dipshit asshole that is so unbelievably arrogant that people fuck him in the ass to put him back in his place.
That dude that went out with us last night is a cockplif, I tore his ass wide open!
Cockplif by Marco Diggler February 21, 2009

cocksplinter 

A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.
Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.

Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
cocksplinter by geederd November 28, 2020

cockspect 

Extreme mutual respect from one brother (male) to another.

Can also mean that a female shows respect to the size, or niceness of your cock.
Jooky - "Hey, Charles. Today I beat the fuck out of this retarded Neo-Nazi."
Charles - "Bro, Cockspect."
cockspect by armbar August 2, 2008
n; noun used to describe a bus driver who can't drive
the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus

Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat
Cocksplat by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 20, 2020

master cocksmith 

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.
Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.
master cocksmith by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013