cocksplit

Its a threesome sex involving two chicks sharing one cock.

Jim: Man, I had an amazing cocksplit last weekend
Mike: Nice! Who were the chicks?
Jim: Stacey and Jane
Mike: Stacey? You better get an STD test bro...

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

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Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

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Cockplif

A jerkoff dipshit asshole that is so unbelievably arrogant that people fuck him in the ass to put him back in his place.

That dude that went out with us last night is a cockplif, I tore his ass wide open!

by Marco Diggler February 21, 2009

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cocksplinter

A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.

Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.

Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!

by geederd November 28, 2020

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cockspect

Extreme mutual respect from one brother (male) to another.

Can also mean that a female shows respect to the size, or niceness of your cock.

Jooky - "Hey, Charles. Today I beat the fuck out of this retarded Neo-Nazi."
Charles - "Bro, Cockspect."

by armbar August 2, 2008

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Cocksplat

n; noun used to describe a bus driver who can't drive

the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus

Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 20, 2020

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