cockspank

the word cockspank means that you whip out your cock and walk up to a somebody and hit them with your penis

i cockspanked that gangster and pulled out his and said it was smaller

by <AnDy> <3E> <HaJeK> November 24, 2004

cockspander

Any implement the primary use for which is lengthening and/or widening the male member.

"Biff bought his bad self a nifty cockspander with all the bells and whistles."

by madlane September 9, 2016

cockspangle

Someone at the lower end of the intelligence spectrum, prone to making stupid remarks and assertions either in person or often online.

Only an absolute cockspangle would think Nigel Farage should be a Member of Parliament.

by Wighteggy August 7, 2023