fucking shit cock

1. Often said when there is nothing better to say
2. Used to express feelings of Anger, Bitterness, Total excitement, awesomeness, loneliness, sickness, and acts of violent aggression
3. Sean's motto

1. "Fucking shit cock! where the hell are my shoes?"
2. "Dude the Cubs lost again! Fucking shit cock! I knew they would."
3. "How are you feeling today, Sean?" "FUCKING SHIT COCK!"
4. "Billy wants to go to Grinell" "FUCKING SHIT COCK!"
5. "Fucking shit cock, I am lonely"
6. "Fucking shit cock"

by sean mennecke December 11, 2007

shit-cock wasted

Spectacularly, mind-bogglingly, awe-inspiringly drunk. Far beyond drunk, blitzed, wasted, or cocked, you are now pushing the very limits of man's capacity for alcohol consumption.

"Yo man, my head really hurts. What the hell happened last night?"

"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."

by DreamingSpires August 23, 2004

shit cock

The brownish residue clinging to a recently ass-plunged dick.

Me: "Holy shit! Can you believe Fish sucked off D-Wild's shit cock!"

Britt: "Yea man, that bitch loves gooling shit cocks"

by Steeeeve May 11, 2006

shit cock

A word for a stupid person much like fucker

What do you think you're doing, you shit cock!

by Rosemary April 15, 2004

shit cock

when a turd log is hanging out of someone's ass and is then sucked like a big, brown, stinky dick.

Hey Ben, did you just suck my shit cock?

by nills yills January 24, 2003

Fuck shit cock lick dick faggot whore

This something you say when you are angry, sad, happy, horny or incredibly drunk. However, it is also satisfying to spew these words in rapid succession while you are driving for no particular reason other than you are bored and need conversation.

Driving down an open empty road and there is nothing good on the radio and you are alone.

FUCK SHIT COCK LICK DICK FAGGOT WHORE!!!!

by SerbShooter November 19, 2007

shit cock and balls

a phrase for one who is angered

when you drop you beer you shout SHIT COCK AND BALLS

by Joe Jerry Lewis Quagmire December 9, 2008