by PlatinumPúnana January 19, 2021
Get the Cock Ringmug. The homosexual version of "Booty Call." When a person calls your cell phone explicitly to ask for sex.
"Hey Peter, who was that on the phone just now?"
"It was Jake, I gotta go"
"Dammit Peter! Diching us for a cock ring again?"
"It was Jake, I gotta go"
"Dammit Peter! Diching us for a cock ring again?"
by Luke E. January 20, 2006
Get the Cock Ringmug. A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
by Airbar August 7, 2018
Get the Calamari Cock Ringmug. A period of time (generally after a breakup) in which a man engages in multiple female love interests and an increased negligence towards female emotions.
by Bratelvis October 28, 2023
Get the Cock Ring Eramug. When wearing a rubber with a women and you pull out but the rubber has torn off at the Ring leaving you with an Albany Cock Ring.
by The Atomic Punk I November 26, 2009
Get the Albany Cock Ringmug. by Superjim3 April 22, 2017
Get the Golden Cock Ringmug. You and a partner braid your pubic hair to your asshole hair, creating a cock ring, using your braided hair only.
by JackSexyBitxh June 14, 2021
Get the Caveman Cock Ringmug.