cock ring

When a woman proposes to a man buy slobbing his knob if he says i do then they get married, but if he refuses to marry her she bites his dick really fuckin hard, then runs out the door and shits all over the sidewalk...usually.

When vanessa gave rj a cock ring he lied to her saying he would marry her but when she finished sucking his dick he slipped out the back door

cock ring by eddie van halen January 30, 2005

Cock ring

A form of sex toy or pleasure method used in sexual intercourses

He has a big cock ring

Cock ring by Coc ring January 3, 2022

Cock Ring Era 

A period of time (generally after a breakup) in which a man engages in multiple female love interests and an increased negligence towards female emotions.

“Dude did you hear Dylan just broke up with Alison”

“Yeah man he’s in his cock ring era”

Cock Ring Era by Bratelvis October 28, 2023

cock ring nibbler 

One who nibbles on a cock ring,usually a crusty std infested mess of metal,smegma,puss and sometimes blood.
Someone who is gross and has poor personal hygene.

Did you see those sores on their faces?They must've been nibbling on used cock rings together in the basement.
That couple is gross they are covered in stds they say that being a cock ring nibbler is a healthy way to live!
That guy is so greasy and oily,he's such a cock ring nibbler!

cock ring nibbler by The Tater of Totters! July 1, 2016

Calamari Cock Ring 

A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.

However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.

Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?

Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.

Person 1: Oh, shit.

Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.

Person 1: As in?

Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.

Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.

Calamari Cock Ring by Airbar August 7, 2018

Albany Cock Ring

When wearing a rubber with a women and you pull out but the rubber has torn off at the Ring leaving you with an Albany Cock Ring.

Joey pulled out of Sue and noticed he had an Albany Cock Ring caused by their steamy intercourse.

Albany Cock Ring by The Atomic Punk I November 26, 2009

Golden Cock Ring 

Term used to define when a baseball player hits into four double-plays in the same game.

Golden cock ring? That's worse than the Golden Sombrero.

Golden Cock Ring by Superjim3 April 22, 2017