Cock-Nose-Dolphin

a man that has a penis looking nose and happens to also look similar to a dolphin. this is also a term for retarted people.

"Hey John! Look at that Cock-Nose-Dolphin!"
"Wow! Its Retarted Too."

"nahnahanahanah"

by Ilovemesomenigas March 11, 2010

cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey

An imaginative insult that you call someone who's really...really...REALLY pissing you off.

Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."

Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."

Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"

Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"

Annoying Person: O_O

by Metalhead For Life November 7, 2006

cock hooking nose

Also called a "cock hooker". One of those big ugly noses with a bump on the bridge. Much like a "witch" nose. They look like they are used to hook cocks into the mouth. They hook the cocks by using a head-swooping action then quickly gobble up that cock.

Stay away from Beth! She has a cock hooking nose!!

by antireligiouszombies June 19, 2010

Cock Nose mouse

mouse that has a nose shaped like a penis

An animal that has a cock for a nose

by Bobby May 13, 2005

Nose cocking

The act of wearing one’s face covering to protect their mouth but deliberately under their nose

Hey, look at that ‘nose cocking’ twat! Does he not realise his nose is also part of his respiratory system?

by Cras13 December 4, 2021

Cock nose

A person who has a nose shaped like a penis

Ted Cruz has a cock nose!

by Dave720 June 22, 2016

Nose Cocking

This is when you wear your COVID facemask in a manner that covers only your mouth but leaves your nose hanging out. This is in reference to Shirt Cocking, a pre-pandemic term.

Wow, I just went to the pharmacy to get hand sanitizer and half the idiots in the line were nose cocking! Got out of there as fast as possible.

by JH212 January 26, 2022