cock my bum

An expression of abject surprise; the user is so shocked that he/she has transcended the boundary between noun and verb and utilsed the word 'cock' as the latter.

Prima: Dude, Elly just pissed all over your cat while it was sleeping.

Secunda: Cock my bum.

by Michael B Hawke October 6, 2009

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bum cock

When you've been having bareback anal sex and your penis has slight fecal residue.

"Ew man, you better wash off that bum cock before coming back to bed"

by BumCock July 8, 2016

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Much like rock, paper, scissors but instead, the middle finger is raised to symbolise cock, first 2 fingers in a V to represent muff and an "ok" gesture (thumb and first finger in a circle, other fingers pointing up) to show bumhole. First seen in Nathan Barley

Lets settle this with Cock Muff Bumhole

by Evilded December 16, 2005

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Cock Eyed Bumble

An extremely unattractive Male/Female with an embarrassingly low wit and intellegence. Most Cock Eyed Bumbles are of a portly or round nature and have an abundance of body hair, with which, they do not regularly maintain. Cock Eyed Bumbles can sometimes be the result of inter-breeding, acute alcoholism, poor hygene, or simply being the product of what happens after injecting crack into one's anus.

Human 1: "That bloke was acting like a fully fledged dickhead last night!"

Human 2: "Yeah, he was a fuckin' Cock Eyed Bumble!...
Didn't you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his anus?"

by Zebrawolf55 March 13, 2011

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