A Cock Blocker is someone who stops you from getting tang.
1. A boyfriend of the girl your getting with
2. someone interupting you, or embarrasing you
1. A boyfriend of the girl your getting with
2. someone interupting you, or embarrasing you
1. I was totally gonna get me some tang but she had to be dating Kyle. what a Cock Blocker
2. As i was about to unzip my pants and feed her my Vainey tree stick, this total Scott had to poop on me. cock blocked again for fucks sake.
2. As i was about to unzip my pants and feed her my Vainey tree stick, this total Scott had to poop on me. cock blocked again for fucks sake.
by thegreattang April 15, 2011
Get the Cock Blocker mug.A perosn male or female who intentionaly or unentenionally disrupts
(block) somebody from spittin game, getting someones number,or hooking up.
A.K.A. an annoying ass friend
(block) somebody from spittin game, getting someones number,or hooking up.
A.K.A. an annoying ass friend
1.) you could be at a bar talking to the best looking girl in the joint, and this girl might be all about you too, but then your drunk buddy who happens to be a blocker rolls up on the scene and starts falling all over the place, making you look like an asshole and scaring her away. That's a cock blocker.
2.) you might be in a bedroom with a girl about to get a piece and then all of the sudden, your buddy starts banging away at the door for no reason. He just wants to figure out a way for it be as hard as possible for you to get some. That's a cock blocker
examples courtesy of TwanDiggity
2.) you might be in a bedroom with a girl about to get a piece and then all of the sudden, your buddy starts banging away at the door for no reason. He just wants to figure out a way for it be as hard as possible for you to get some. That's a cock blocker
examples courtesy of TwanDiggity
by she_so_sexy06 May 1, 2005
Get the Cock Blocker mug.Some one who stops you from getting a number. the Cock Blocker does this by coming over to you and the other person and completely ruin the conversation.
Jon- So can i get your number?
Allsion-Su-
Cock blocker- So, jon, told her about your AIDS yet? i dont think she'll like that!
Allison- oh wow! cya!
Jon-dick...
Allsion-Su-
Cock blocker- So, jon, told her about your AIDS yet? i dont think she'll like that!
Allison- oh wow! cya!
Jon-dick...
by NothinMuch2BSaid June 30, 2009
Get the Cock Blocker mug.by monet July 14, 2004
Get the Cock Blocker mug.Someone who tries to interrupt you while you and someone are engaging in some sort of sexual activity, usually with something totally meaningless or pointless.
Ooooh, aaaah, hmmmm, unngh (me and my girl getting frisky, hehheh)
*knock knock*
Flatmate:"Wanna cuppa"?
Me:"Fuck off and leave me alone you cock blocker".
*knock knock*
Flatmate:"Wanna cuppa"?
Me:"Fuck off and leave me alone you cock blocker".
by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
Get the cock blocker mug.by jay c June 24, 2004
Get the cock blocker mug.The conscious or subconscious act of driving away any and all pussy within a certain defined radius. The act committed by a career cock blocker who may be a nice guy, but should never be counted on as a wing man.
"Jesus Christ, that William may be a nice guy, but he’s the undisputed deity of cock blockery!"
"That ain't no shit brother... we better move out of his orbit before we're victims of a fruitless cunt shopping expedition!"
"That ain't no shit brother... we better move out of his orbit before we're victims of a fruitless cunt shopping expedition!"
by Musicguy4fun March 10, 2010
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