coochie cobwebs

Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action.

I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

stepans cobwebs

Slang term meaning semen

Wow she got stepans cobwebs all over her face

by Amazon.com/cobwebs September 11, 2018

Dust the cobwebs

Having sexual relations after a long period of abstinence.

I need to dust the cobwebs out soon, it's been 4 years since I've had sex.

by mybroslilsis91 January 22, 2019

blowing the cobwebs out your muffler

The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.

Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.

by Yassica June 14, 2015

Fixing cobwebs

A slang term, often used by persons under the influence of the psychedelic compound psilocybin. The term "cobwebs" refers to the strange cobweb like appearance of hair (often pubic) and oftentime also refers to the point of excessive masturbation and climax, so that the semen sticks to stomach hair, and dries together creating a cobweb like appearance.

Anquon:CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Ausey- Nah man, I'm fixing cobwebs.
Anquon:...sooo....CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Travis-Shit niggie, tryina fix mah cobwebs.

by Cobwebfixerupper September 13, 2009

cobweb crack

oh where to begin...picture this: a hot, humid day...you're workin up a nice, sticky sweat for hours and hours without a break. you go to bend over or sit and ever so gently you feel this pricking tug between your swampy moist butt cheeks. you wonder what could it be? a tick? a mosquito? but deep down you know, you know exactly what it is. when you woke at the crack of dawn and did your number in the bathroom, you wiped too hard, using too much toilet paper. This left pills in your sliver which when combined with a hot summer's day and sweat creates a cobweb crack that pulls and pinches with sudden movements. yes folks, ouch is right. but remember, now that you know you can prevent this from happening. a washcloth and water are useful tools after #2's. HELPFUL HINT: a quick swipe with your finger can snap the web...BEWARE: finger might reek of old poop and farts.i forgot to mention its the toilet paper that gets stuck to your butt hairs and pulls to create the pain.

"Ouch, man I just felt a massive prick." "Who you callin prick, Johnny?" "No man, in my butt crack." "Oh come on, not a again, you got cobweb crack again today?" "My alarm clock didn't go off again and you're always early" "I guess you better do the manual snap" "Just don't complain when you get a wiff at lunch when I'm sharin my chips with ya."

by jerry james June 25, 2007

cobweb dick

someone who's never had any sexual experiences.

"hey cobweb dick"

by shambolicsuperstar June 17, 2009