Cobbler

n. A penis which has a very long, but skinny, thin shaft, with a huge bellend. And when I say skinny, thin shaft, I mean it. I mean, it has the Girth of a pencil.

It's kind of like a wrecking ball, but it's a dick.

Amy: Hey, Jess! How was that guy you nailed last night?

Jess: Eew. I don't wanna talk about it it. His penis... It was a cobbler! I coulda tied a DOUBLE knot in it!

by Rubber Roddy November 30, 2011

cobbler

the act of busting a load on a girls face, then her wiping it on her index finger, and jamming that finger straight up your ass.

As soon as i got off on her face, sally gave me a real deep cobbler.

by BlumpKING July 30, 2004

cobbler

The worst mascot ever for a High school!
(yes, its a real mascot)

We went to the state Basketball tournament and cheered for the Cobblers!

by Erik Belsaas March 16, 2005

cobbler

a crazy old woman that walks EVERYWHERE around torbay munching on her figs

man that cobbler loves to walk

by ailish980 January 14, 2008

Cobbler

A really thick, fat, poorly rolled joint.

Cody: smoke a cobbler?
Everyone: fuck off Cody it's 2pm on a Wednesday.

by Tyler68 December 21, 2013

cobbler

A portmanteau of "cock gobbler".

You know that shoe repair store in the mall? You might think he'd have a foot fetish, but the old man who works there is actually a huge cobbler -- he takes about 10 guys a day in the back room and sucks them off.

by p0ppa May 4, 2016

Cobbler

A large mass of one type of Substance

If you eat to many mushies you will get Poo Cobbler.

by Uncle Joe July 31, 2003