crasterbate

to cry while masturbating or vice versa

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"

by keifer May 8, 2008

crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating so much after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 30, 2007

Casterbater

Fly fisherman who will not leave their flies on the water. Limiting their quality of fishing. A person who casts too much.

I fished with this guy today. He was a total casterbater

by fishguyd September 13, 2009

Chasterbate

Produce sexual orgasm by manual stimulation of genitals in a
deliberatly detached and non-overtly sexual manner.

Chasterbation
Chasterbatory

"I was horney as hell but the wife was having none-of-it so
I decided to surreptitiously chasterbate after I thought she
was asleep."

"It is my opinion that chasterbation and T.V. watching are
closely related activities."

"The inventor of Chasterbatory toys would make a fortune
selling them for use at sperm banks and other places where
the clinical production of fresh sperm samples is required."

by Sean the Snorf Dude September 14, 2008

coasterteam

A facilitator of Pinewood Builders and The Architect of The Mayhem Syndicate who is really good at fighting in Roblox.

PBST 1: Is that coasterteam?
PBST 2: Yes, yes that is. RUN.

by PBFan January 19, 2021

Coasterbate

The act of masturbating while driving down the road.

Truckers who are on the road for days or weeks at a time will often coasterbate to stave off boredom.

by Grogathor May 26, 2017

Chasterbate

Masturbation before marriage.

You chasterbated in your room because you like me.

by Ereck Flowers March 12, 2015