CMPL

Crapping My Pants Laughing

Guy 1: What's the Difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
Guy 2: Not sure, what?
Guy1: The prostitute stops screwing you when you're dead!
Guy 2: CMPL! That is so funny that I literally crapped my pants.

by Camaromelt July 6, 2009

campoline

going camping on a trampoline

hey, let's campoline tonight!

by Amanda Beard August 11, 2005

Cipoletto

An alcoholic beverage containing:

2 parts cherry cider

1 part rum

ice

optional add sprig of mint

Hey bartender, serve me up one of those Cipolettos.

by Sleppa Swurvy April 27, 2010

A Capollo

To have sex without a condom or without protection.

Diego finally fucked with a girl, and he did it A Capollo.

by Horribles January 4, 2011

Campolindo High School

A stoner-infested (as of 2010, when this writer graduated) High School in the city of sin, Moraga, California. Pre-dominantly white, maybe 4 black people in a 3 mile radius of the school. Weed-heads are abound and it probably doesn't deserve all of the scholastic accolades it gets. A lot of morons here, but also a few good men and women. And bitches. Two-faced, evil bitches. Stay away.

Campolindo High School is the level just below Purgatory for people who were just kind of bad but not evil.

by TheManofConstantSorrow December 24, 2010

cimpoliment

The feeling when you think of a word but can't think of any meaning for it.

Some times I'm so ditzy I'm in a constant cimpoliment state.

by dibbs7 March 16, 2011

Cipoletti

A person of Italian descent who goes hard; cultured; intelligent; sophisticated; the most beautiful Italian non-guidette people in the world; classy swagga

Damn, that girl must be a Cipoletti. She's got her Cip on today!

by babyimbettrthanu May 27, 2010