Cags

Foecal matter , bowel movement

Q: Why are you drinking cranberry juice?

A: Because it's good for your cags.

by Einsatzleitwagen November 4, 2018

Cragsman

A man of god who will sweep you off your feet. Cragsman is amazing and is the best man you will ever meet. He is very cool and hot, always a 10/10 individual.

Person 1: omgg!! cragsman! you're so cool and sexy!
Cragsman: it's sort of my thing

by APUGACHEV May 10, 2022

Chagsploon

Verb. Phil Lester made up this curse word. It's a clean version for "Fuck" basically.

"Yeah I chagsplooned your mum's face."

by LLAMACORNM.J April 7, 2017

chags

n. Actually an acronym, it stands for "Crabs, Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis" and is the mother of all sexually transmitted diseases. Contraction essentially equals total genitalia necrosis. Common carriers include crack Ho's, aspiring metrosexuals, niggra'z, and poo pipe perpetrator's. The New England Journal of Medicine states that any and all pharmacological research for cures is pointless. Uber suffering of rectal cheese wire face and the Vader Helmetwith this disease is inevitable.

I dumped my fiancé at the alter, when I noticed she had some sort of cottage cheezy, smegma-dripping stanky chunky puddle of regurgitated afterbirth running out of her vagina, which turned out to be CHAGS. She spontaneously combusted from it 10 minutes later.

by Phenolic December 2, 2003

cmats

Transitive verb: to do something amazing, unbeatable, or otherwise remarkable in a good way; to vanquish

I cmatsed you so badly.
Man, you're getting cmatsed!

by Medso Fag November 24, 2004

Crags and Tors

Olde English slang (circa the 14th Century AD) meaning "punch line" when referring to a joke written in poetic format.

Chaucer doth not adore lengthy crags and tors for they bore then nag upon thein ear and disappear inside thein confined mind.

by FƎMiNEM October 7, 2018

CHAGS

stands for "C"limidia, "H"erpys, "A"ids,
"G"hanaria, and "S"yfailis.

yo man what is your damage! you nailed that girl, she has CHAGS. you are some kind of ass clown.

by treovor langley October 17, 2004