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clusterfidiots

People of or pertaining to a cluster fuck.
Cluster fuck idiots.
When a large group of people are being stupid and creating a cluster fuck, they are clusterfidiots.
A trafic jam caused by an accident and a bunch of rubber neckers is composed of clusterfidiots.
by Jason D. December 10, 2005
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clusterfap

When 50 people all fap at the same time in the same room
The Boy Scouts had a big clusterfap
by Pollo itch fuck April 10, 2015
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clusterfake

Clusterfake refers to a social gathering characterized by the prevalence of superficiality, where individuals engage in inauthentic interactions primarily driven by the pursuit of status and image. In a clusterfake, participants often prioritize projecting a façade of success, popularity, and desirability over genuine connections and meaningful conversations. The atmosphere is marked by insincere compliments, exaggerated displays of interest, and a general lack of authenticity, as participants navigate the social landscape with the sole objective of maintaining or elevating their perceived social standing.
The charity gala turned out to be a clusterfake, with attendees more focused on flaunting their designer outfits and engaging in superficial conversations than genuinely supporting the cause.
by SalvyZ June 24, 2023
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clusterfarce

We all know about clusterfuck - when situations are ridiculously tangled. Clusterfarce adds the element of low comedy, satire and idiocy.
The handling of the US debt crisis by Congress and the President in the summer of 2011 was a clusterfarce.
by sarcaustic wordmaker August 5, 2011
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Clusterfelch

A group sex act featuring men ejaculating in other's rectums, then other partners remove the cum orally, then share and swap the ejaculate into the mouths of others.
Donald Trump and Roger Ailes attended a clusterfelch with Rudy Giuliani and Chris Christie, with Christie swallowing all the cum.
by FelchBot October 21, 2016
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CLUSTERFIST

an individual who is "tighter than Kelsey's nuts" when it comes to parting with a dollar; a parsimonious peckerhead.
My Uncle Louie was such a clusterfist that he requested in his last will and testament that he buried in a pine box with his millions in a canister beside
his carcass.
by weave September 22, 2003
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clusterfark

Monumental f*** up.
This is a major clusterfark.
by Hiwatha November 17, 2010
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