clown shoes

A description of an act; said act is absent of quality thought. Quality thought is replaced with an asinine, irrational, and shallow thought which produces a real shitbag of an act. The clown shoe-er from that point forward is thought by witnesses of the act to be, basically, an idiot.

Joey bringing up his sexual history with his new girlfriend's dad was clown shoes.

by Ty Swenson September 13, 2006

clown shoes

someone who is big and bent

fuck off clown shoes

by blenny February 23, 2005

clown shoes

Being an extreme fuck-up; cannot do anything right/is named Fenner; looks, acts, or seems like a fuck-up

That guy is fucking clown shoes...he deserves to get hot carl-ed for being such a fuck...

by Payne January 17, 2004

clown shoes

something which chavs or townies, shout at people, to insult them just because they are wearing converse

'OMG look at her she is wearing clown shoes' shouted a chav!!

by dazeddreamer September 03, 2006

clown shoes

1. the shoes a clown wears, often very colorful and stupid looking.
2. an insault i heard at school.

1. dude look at those shoes!! they look just like clown shoes
2. dude ur a fucking clown shoe

by y the hell do u want to know my name?? February 07, 2005

clown shoes

when something is lame
thesuarus: weak sacue, mickey mouse boot squash

Nick: Nah, I can't go smoke a bowl I got work.
Colin: Dude!, that is so totally clown shoes.

by Colin January 15, 2004

clown shoes

A code word for talking about marijuana in phone conversations or text messages. This usage can be traced back to a conversation about how walking around while stoned can make you feel like you're wearing clown shoes on your feet.

"I need to buy some clown shoes"
"I'm wearing my clown shoes, are you?"

by coconut monkey September 20, 2007