When someone wears shoes that are too big for their feet in order to proceed with the stereotypical myth that foot size is somehow connected to the length of ones penis.
Although it has been proven incorrect, it seems more of the testosterone fueled males did not abandon the theory and seem to believe it’s a proven fact.
(adj) This phrase is a contraction of the phrase ______ as clown shoes. Any characteristic of clown shoes can be suggested by the phrase and must be taken from context. Crazy, oversized, or ugly may be inferred. Invariably the phrase denotes contempt.
A description of an act; said act is absent of quality thought. Quality thought is replaced with an asinine, irrational, and shallow thought which produces a realshitbag of an act. The clown shoe-er from that point forward is thought by witnesses of the act to be, basically, an idiot.
Joey bringing up his sexual history with his new girlfriend's dad was clown shoes.