Clotted cream

Noun
When you eat someone out the first day of their period and their cum is chunky, and you swallow it

I hooked up with them last night and saved the clotted cream for my scone this morning

by Sarsmillar January 16, 2022

Clotted Cream Cookie

a bitch from cookie run kingdom cookie oddesy and is sketchy as fuck.

Dark Cacao Cookie: "Shut Your Poisonous Mouth…THIS…INSTANT!"
Financier Cookie: "Stop!"
Dark Cacao Cookie: "OUT OF MY WAY!"
Clotted Cream Cookie: "Another Proof To My Point. I See You Are No Different From Dark Enchantress Cookie, Unwilling To Part With Your Precious Power."
Dark Cacao Cookie: "RAAAAAAH!"

by emperorbelos May 11, 2022

Clotted Cream

Students at a stupid and expensive private school- white rich and thick.

Person1: You know that school Jake goes to
Person2: He's the one who got straight Us in his GCSEs who drives his porsche to school everyday
Person1: That school is such clotted cream

by mmaazzzzaaP February 19, 2017

fully clothed

covering the entire body, in a way such that is appropriate for the situation. In a snowstorm, you would not be considered fully clothed in a bathing suit. However, such clothing is considered "full" when you are at the beach.

You need to be fully clothed to enter this store, son." or "Are you crazy?! Why are you so fully clothed when it's 70 degrees out!?

by Karlmaster169283469135 July 7, 2011

Clothed Three-Way Outercourse

A sexual situation that involves either two guys and one girl or two girls and one guy. All participants have their clothes on and there is absolutely no penetration. Actions can include stroking, touching, rubbing, spooning, and manual masterbation. Common places to partake in this action are on couches or in movie theaters. CTWOs (as they are better known) are for people that aren't ready to go for intercourse or where it would be too akward to have interocurse with three people.

Jack: I can't believe this is happening

Jake: I know. Who knew she would ask us both for a back massage.

Jack: Even if this Clothed Three-Way Outercourse doesn't lead to anything she's still so hot it doesn't matter.

Jake: Great job man. We go too hard.

by 69master December 23, 2012

clouted

To be clouted is to be hit or attacked quite heavily. It comes from the word clout, which also means to hit something hard. It can also mean you have a lot of money and respect, as clout has two meanings.

Tom: I just got bloody clouted by Jack
James: Looks like he's done some damage

by The Dank Meme September 7, 2018

clotheds

The opposite of nudes.

Rick: Yo dude, did you see Alice's clotheds?
Steve: What? I got nudes.. Tough luck man.

by MRSLADYMISSY March 13, 2018