Chris O’Clock Meal

An obscenely large last-night meal containing a disturbing blend of leftovers, processed foods and/or similar hog-feed, piled onto a single plate and carelessly mashed together; covered in cheese. Nutrition Facts: Contains 5700-17000 calories.

Night of: “It’s saturday night and everyone’s asleep. Time for a Chris O’Clock Meal.”

Morning after, awaking to a trashed house and a disturbing meaty/cheesy smell: “Holy shit! Looks like someone had a Chris O’clock Meal last night! Fuuucckkk, what a mess to cleanup.”

by Captain Crunch Berry November 14, 2017

cock me

When a girl wants a boy's BBC inside her.

"Cock me!", she moaned as she squat down

by Cheese, 1v1 Me December 7, 2021

cock me off

being a jerk to..making fun of

Oh my god did that guy just cock me off

by scottygirl February 18, 2010

cock me thick

When someone horny implies that they need a thick cock in order to be satisfied.

In a gay adult chatroom:

Jim: Any brothers up for some fun?
top_nigga: yo.. what you up to?
Jim: looking for some delicious dark meat... you think you can cock me thick?
top_nigga: depends... how thick?
jim: wrist thick maybe or more?
top_nigga: damn you gaper!!! I aint no horse here... maybe 7" girth... that I can provide..

by jimissobored January 4, 2015

Clock Method

A method for fingering: using an imaginary clock to turn your finger inside the pussy. For instance 3 o'clock, 6 o'clock, back to 3, back to 6.

I used the clock method on her, she loved it.

by Zilagabi April 19, 2020

Cock Me Burger

When youre face fuckin a bitch wit braces, n she tears yo dick up into a bloody, fleshy, semen filled ground beef.

Homie: bro my bitch gave me that cock me burger!

Me: that prolly hurt!

Homie: it did… a lot…

by CashMoneyK420 February 11, 2023

cock me doodle brick

basically it means like fuck me. idk how just stop reading, get that into your head and go

cock me doodle brick daddy

by dingdongdoorditchh November 19, 2022