The combined intestinal, urinary, and reproductive organ of birds, amphibians, reptiles, marsupials, and monotremes. In other words, it's an anus, genitalia, and urethra all in one.
Just consider that for a moment. "Combined intestinal, urinary, and reproductive organ"...let that sink in...........Ewwwwwww.....
Just consider that for a moment. "Combined intestinal, urinary, and reproductive organ"...let that sink in...........Ewwwwwww.....
I was horrified to discover the lurid details of avian reproduction--which involves a disgusting organ called the cloaca.
by mazurkamatt November 23, 2006
Get the cloaca mug.(Noun)- The action that precedes the distribution of Fantasy Jizz (Note L.J. Register's definition of "Fantasy Jizz" for more details). More specifically, actions that take place in an NFL game that arouse the Fantasy Gods. It should be noted that plays that do not score touchdowns or require exceptional levels of athleticism are not considered clockage. Additionally, clockage is not when a Quarterback spikes the football to stop the game clock. The correct term for that action would be "clocked", which holds a different meaning entirely. Clockage is a sacred act that implies one imposing their will against their opponent, without consent. If clockage reaches maximum success, Fantasy Jizz erupts from the Athlete conducting the clockage onto their respective Fantasy Owner.
I'm getting so much clockage from Lamar Jackson this week that I'm covered in Fantasy Jizz!
Mike Evans had 8 catches for 190 yards and 3 touchdowns, so much clockage! I'm going to grab the dildo and clock my opponent on the top of his head until he yields.
Mike Evans had 8 catches for 190 yards and 3 touchdowns, so much clockage! I'm going to grab the dildo and clock my opponent on the top of his head until he yields.
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If you see a trans person and you can tell they are not their birth sex that means they were clockable
You can tell something is not as it seems
If you see a trans person and you can tell they are not their birth sex that means they were clockable
You can tell something is not as it seems
Bitch that weave is clockable af
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