Clitasaurus

A huge clitoris/clit.

Guy 1: "did you see the size of that famous lady's clit? It looked like a penis."

Guy 2: "yeah, that thing was a clitasaurus."

by shizzleshizzle April 29, 2008

ford clitaurus

An older ford taurus that doesn't run well.
A portmanteau of clit + taurus; A piece of shit car.

look at that looser try and race his ford clitaurus!

by wallbangicus December 4, 2009

clitasaurus rex

A clit the size of a prehistoric creature which was proven to the roam the earth in search for sexual favours. Also known as Brooke Page.

Wow, mom just because dad is on a business trip doesn't mean you can be a clitasaurus rex

by Tsunami May 26, 2003

clitasaurus

A monster or giant clitorus

guy 1- did u watch that porn i sent u ?
guy 2- yeh, but did you see the clitasaurus on the Asian chick?

by JordanSummer December 24, 2008

clisaurus

a dinosaur that resembles a clitoris

If you were a dinosaur, which one would you be?
I would be a clisaurus.

by ugh lee December 28, 2007

clitaurus

This is an excellent nickname to give your car if you happen to drive a Ford Taurus, especially if it is rather old and beat up.

Pete should drive, I haven't rode in the Clitaurus for quite awhile.

by Los Springsteen March 1, 2005

Clitosaurus Rex

A woman who has an enlarged clit; This term could also describe a woman who thinks or acts like she has a dick.

"Brah, i was totally about to go down on this bitch last night right. I pulled her panties off and there was a clitosaurus rex staring me right in the face"

by Chris Harless July 7, 2008