Clit punch

Like the junk punch for guys, this version involves basically doing a "cup check" on a woman. Basically I invented this by accident after my girl tried to "cup check" me. I figured that since she doesn't have the same parts... It wouldn't hurt as bad... Apparently (as she described it) it is the equivalent of a guy getting hit in the balls... My bad...

Like in the video game Saints Row the Third, that bitch was pissing me off so I had to use the clit punch attack.

by Painful jujitsu February 4, 2012

Clitouche

1. an over-sized, gushing, floppy pussy.
2. an annoying person who never gets the hint that no one likes him/her.

1. "Last night, my girl's clitouche practically sucked my whole arm in there."
2. "Dude, you are a fucking clitouche."

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW February 15, 2007

clitpinch

Pinch of the clit! Or stealing of the clit.

1) Actually just clitpinch

" Hiiiiii bitch *sticks finger in clit rips downwards *runs awya* haha I got yer clit*"

Posts back through thier postbox later.

by $uzi July 16, 2007

cuntpunch surprise

when you're fucking a bitch and midway through you kick her in the vagina and nut deep in that hoe

last night I gave my wife a cuntpunch surprise and now I'm sleeping on the couch

by SGTCorbis December 4, 2020

crispunchy

When words can’t describe how crisp or crunchy or crispy something is, the only answer can be crispunchy.

The avocado toast was so crispunchy i could hear it through the phone.

by 6_noelle_9 February 17, 2024