clitar

slang for female masturbation

she strums so hard on her clitar you can hear her screaming from two blocks away!

by bigalmond August 14, 2014

Clitasaurus Rex

A dinosaur that hides in bushes, and is really hard to find.

"For years and years I searched for it. Now I have finally found the Clitasaurus Rex."

by dgbrown May 6, 2009

Clitasty

Something that is extremely enjoyable and unexpectedly pleasant, such as a tasty clit

Man, that guacamole was clitasty!

by Brazilian Girls July 13, 2010

clitaberry

When you wipe back to front and a ball of shit collects on your clitoris.

I was going down on this girl and she had the biggest clitaberry I’ve ever seen.

by Clitaberry October 11, 2021

Clitasaurus

A huge clitoris/clit.

Guy 1: "did you see the size of that famous lady's clit? It looked like a penis."

Guy 2: "yeah, that thing was a clitasaurus."

by shizzleshizzle April 29, 2008

electric clitar

Take six volt battery, two gator clips attached to either side of battery and attach to labia major. using small metal object, make contact with the clitoris and both gator clips, making a strumming motion. the electricity should flow through the small metal object, causing clitoral electrocution.

I wanted to start a band so i picked up my electric clitar and started playing.

by Tits McGhee May 14, 2005

Clitastrophe

When the pleasuring of the clitoris goes horribly, horribly wrong.

my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total clitastrophe

by clar February 6, 2005