Clipper

Being extremely strange.
Saying extremely stupid things.
Knowing they are not normal.
Bestiality.
Being drunk.

Oh look at him he is doing a clipper.
How many Clipper's are there here ?

by Undercover Clipper November 24, 2022

clipper

someone who is depressed/does sh

"she's such a clipper"

by zhaliawasherree March 25, 2024

clipper

someone who is depressed (mainly does sh.)

"she's a clipper"

by zhaliawasherree March 25, 2024

clipper fan

Stupid and hopeful.

We're never getting back together. Why are you acting like a clipper fan?

by lake_show January 17, 2017

Clipper Ripper

n.

A specialised type of lighter thief, who dabbles only in the twocing of Clipper brand lighters.

Fred: "Anyone have a light?"
Bob: "Here y'go guv"
Fred "Clipper, eh?"
Bob: "Yeah."
Bob: "Fred...?"

by bmr November 16, 2004

Clipper Pass

When an inmate needs to get a haircut.

Say boss let a nigga get a clipper pass

by scubadilla4545 December 1, 2011

clipper basketball

A fast paced up style of play reminiscent of the show time Lakers of the 80's. Led by Chris Paul and Blake Griffin, this dynamic team is set to be remembered for ages. Laker fans should be afraid. Very afraid. Especially any Laker fan going by the name of "Black Mamba" or "Kris" as this is associated with a person long since past their prime. Much like that loser ball hog Kobe. Clipper basketball should only be enjoyed by people that like watching exciting players. People who root for crappy teams just because they once had Shaq, need not apply. Clipper basketball fans don't root for laundry. Their time is now!!!!!

Wow, what a game! Did you see that dunk by Blake?
No I was just watching Kobe flop on the ground for 40 minutes.
Oh, then you weren't watching Clipper basketball like me!

by Special Sticky January 8, 2015