chicklit

Books that are normally written by and for young women that are usually humorous.

I love Confessions of a Shopaholic. I can relate so much.

by hillaryyy February 2, 2005

clickity claque

An SEO spam technique meant to railroad search engines into thinking that a web site is popular by artifically inflating apparent traffic to the site by repeatedly visiting one's own site with a search engine's search bar installed. Generally used by SEO-inept web marketers who are too lame to legitimately optimize their sites for search engines.

From the French, claque, meaning, "an organized group of supporters at a theatrical event who try to prompt positive audience response by clapping enthusiastically". Also a play on the traditional American English rendering of the sound made by a train traveling on a railroad, clickity-clack.

Some SEO spammers are such duh-weebs that after they get their sites banned from Google for keyword stuffing, doorway pages, and link farming, that they think they can still increase their PR, so they download Googlebar and play clickity claque.

by Downstrike October 6, 2005

clickitis

The habit of repeatedly and continually clicking on the "yes", "ok" or "accept" button while you wait for the painfully slow internet to register your decision and only stop once the page has loaded.

Dwayne's computer crashed due an overload which was due to his severe case of clickitis but also just because his name was Dwayne.

by DazedDingo June 21, 2006

Clickity crackers

The multitudes of people with obnoxiously loud exhausts in small, rural American towns. Usually these exhausts are installed in unworked pickup trucks and harleys, kind of how like kids attach cards to their bike wheels to make them clickity clack.

“These clickity crackers blowing the shit out of franklin st in Westfield MA are fucking terrible”

by Shrikestep April 22, 2023

CLICKITY CLACK

THE SWEET SWEET SOUND OF A DIRT BAG BEING HOOKED. TO BE PLACED UNDER ARREST.

TURN AROUND AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOU BACK - CLICKITY CLACK!

by Bubba Cop October 18, 2008

clickity clack

When you charge in, axe over your head, straight bomb their nuts off and chop their head off, clickity clack.

YO, SHOW HIM YA NUTS, CLICKITY CLACK

by dusoe January 8, 2012

Clickity

A clock

"5 on the clickity!"

by JFreezy December 15, 2008