clenchmaxxing

Essentially mewing but with your buttocks. You squeeze your glutes at all times to shape it into a plump baby pumpkin carved from marble. Many clenchmaxxers have expressed feeling like they're in a higher plane of existance from performing this, not unlike gooning.

"Oh, you've been mewing, ropemaxxing and jelqing for the last two years? But you haven't started clenchmaxxing yet? Never gonna make it"

by Cheezy D on the mic March 20, 2024

clenchmaxxing

Refers to the practice of clenching one's buttocks to enhance male orgasm

Dont forget to clenchmaxxing before gooning after your edging session

by fishloverGooner13 January 16, 2024

clenchmaxing

When you clench your jaw to improve your jawline

You should start clenchmaxing

by doodman76 January 21, 2024

clenchmaxing

An exercise of clenching your glutes so hard that a males pelvis area increases in size, It could potentially lead to making your shaft the size of hulks forearm

I started clenchmaxing, ever since then I can't find underwear big enough to fit my johnson.

by Pissmaster69420 March 21, 2024

Clenchmaxxing

Flexing your buttcheeks at all time to both sculpt them into perfect marble-like bowling balls as well as boost your testosterone.

"Are you gooning right now?"

"Of course, but right now I'm really clenchmaxxing like crazy, you gotta do it if you ever want to make it bro"

by Cheezy D on the mic January 24, 2024

clenchmaxxing

The act of clenching your ass as a workout to make that shi fat asf

Boyfriend: Damn it’s looking fat you been working out?
Girlfriend: Nah I’ve just been clenchmaxxing

by Johnsontickler April 5, 2024

clenchmaxxing

Clenchmaxxing refers to the process and repetition of one clenching their jaw to enhance facial structure / looks.

Person 1 (male): I’ve been clenchmaxxing for weeks now, this is so OP.

Person 2 (female): Holy shit you are so fucking hot now.

by BlinkyGob February 8, 2024