1.) Go north until you smell it, then west until you step in it.
2.) A gathering place for rednecks and rednecks who try to act like preppy fags.
2.) A gathering place for rednecks and rednecks who try to act like preppy fags.
1. Everyone check your shoes I think we've reached Clemson.
2. Doesn't that fine young Clemson boy look good in that Lacoste shirt, chinos, sperry's and chew in his mouth?
2. Doesn't that fine young Clemson boy look good in that Lacoste shirt, chinos, sperry's and chew in his mouth?
by Rockhardgamecock April 30, 2010
Get the Clemson mug.-A university that doesn't cheer or stand up during football games.
-A university that has never thrown a kegger.
-A university where girls don't put out and guys don't have the balls to talk to a chick.
-The only university in america where you can't buy natural light and the only cases sold are busch light.
-A university that has a dress code that requires girls to wear sun dresses and guys to wear a tucked-in button-up shirt, a belt, a pair of khaki shorts that are at least 4 inches above the knees, a visor, a pair of sunglasses that have a strap so they don't fall off, and boat shoes.
-A university where no one is good at beer pong.
-A university where a big party is defined by a gathering of anti-social men and women with more than 25 people. These big parties will sometimes have alcohol.
-A sex free university.
-A university that has never thrown a kegger.
-A university where girls don't put out and guys don't have the balls to talk to a chick.
-The only university in america where you can't buy natural light and the only cases sold are busch light.
-A university that has a dress code that requires girls to wear sun dresses and guys to wear a tucked-in button-up shirt, a belt, a pair of khaki shorts that are at least 4 inches above the knees, a visor, a pair of sunglasses that have a strap so they don't fall off, and boat shoes.
-A university where no one is good at beer pong.
-A university where a big party is defined by a gathering of anti-social men and women with more than 25 people. These big parties will sometimes have alcohol.
-A sex free university.
Person 1: I go to clemson.
Person 2: You must suck at college and either have a pussy or are a pussy.
Person 2: You must suck at college and either have a pussy or are a pussy.
by Clemson Student October 4, 2010
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A half-ass wannabe-southern school that tries at college football, and is good at choking in huge games, especially against Virginia Tech. I wish every graduate of clemson good luck, because they will need it to get out of that fag patty they call a school.
You want a real party? Go to Auburn. You want be black and act mad niggerish? Go to University of Miami. You want a great degree? go to Virginia Tech. You want to blow on the meat oboe? go to clemson (or Georgia Tech for that matter- fucking bees. Invent the future mothafucka
by staff November 9, 2008
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Clemson, commonly pernounced Clem-sucks (for obvious reasons), is often described as an arrogant person and/or persons with very few brain cells. Whom without their sports department has very little, correction, nothing to offer. When Clemson fans find their neiche in the outside world (which most don’t tend to travel far) - they reside in sad little boring no-name towns in the mountains of South Carolina where there is nothing to do but watch football and marry your cousin. Being as football is the only thing that gives these primitive beings a reason to live, they obsess over the fact and become one of the most obnoxious and untollerable fans in all of college athletics. Their incredibly poor sportsmanlike behaviors have made them unenjoyable by all other colleges who unanimously dispise hosting the likes of their company every gameday.
For related words see: unintelligent, redneck, white trash
Clemson, commonly pernounced Clem-sucks (for obvious reasons), is often described as an arrogant person and/or persons with very few brain cells. Whom without their sports department has very little, correction, nothing to offer. When Clemson fans find their neiche in the outside world (which most don’t tend to travel far) - they reside in sad little boring no-name towns in the mountains of South Carolina where there is nothing to do but watch football and marry your cousin. Being as football is the only thing that gives these primitive beings a reason to live, they obsess over the fact and become one of the most obnoxious and untollerable fans in all of college athletics. Their incredibly poor sportsmanlike behaviors have made them unenjoyable by all other colleges who unanimously dispise hosting the likes of their company every gameday.
For related words see: unintelligent, redneck, white trash
- Has anyone talked to Davey? Anyone keep up with that guy anymore?
- Last I heard he’s a Clemson fan now. He’s moved back in with his mamma n’ them out at the trailer park. They say he’s not good for much, can’t get a job or a life for that matter, but damn if he can’t rock the beer gut, purple, and orange like a real deadbeat!
- Last I heard he’s a Clemson fan now. He’s moved back in with his mamma n’ them out at the trailer park. They say he’s not good for much, can’t get a job or a life for that matter, but damn if he can’t rock the beer gut, purple, and orange like a real deadbeat!
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Get the Clemson mug.An inferior clone mutation of a person, place, or thing that looks almost exactly like the original it was trying mimic. A clemson has the capability to truly fool others into believing they're in fact the original and not the generic clone. Clemsonians, those on board with clemson(s). have a seemingly self-aware ignorance of their clemson's inferior, coincidental likeness of its predecessor. Clemson(s) tend to spawn from very stout predecessors that can carry them very far without having any origin.
Bro, that PolyStation is a straight clemson. It looks almost exactly like the Playstation it was trying to mimic, plays terrible games, and has the capability to truly fool others. This bizarre clemson goes for it in terms of aping the PlayStation’s original packaging, even going so far as to mimic the PSone’s shape. Despite this clemson not being able to play any PlayStation titles whatsoever, it nailed the “gamer” aesthetic, but failed in nearly every other conceivable aspect—unless you were, perhaps, an unsuspecting parent or grandparent looking to grab a fun gift for your children or grandchildren.
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