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The Devil's Checkout

When one is clearing the rubble from their Dairyaire after a particular nasty number 2 session. Without the proper tp coverage allowing, ones finger to slip from behind their paper based armor. Brushing against ones said Anus, very much like a checkout clerk would scan a item. And when not hearing the beep of that item, called for a price check...Smelling ones fingers
Sorry I am late had to wash my hands, went though the Devil's checkout and got hung up on the price check
by Sirtymishu January 28, 2020
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clickoris

Pointing stick residing on the keyboard which replaces the mouse and trackpad on many laptops, manufactured by IBM, Lenovo, Dell and HP, among others. Perhaps best known as the Thinkpad TrackPoint.
I think I'm a considerate lover. For example, when we browse porn, one finger's always on the clickoris, purely for my Thinkpad's pleasure.
by light_weight January 11, 2009
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checkowy

The surname of a hot girl. She likes piercings and tattoos and heavy metal, rock and indie music. She stays up all night on web chat with guys that play music and she smokes cigarettes and shows her cats off too. She's perfectly mental and did we mention hot?
I was up all last night on webcam with this absolute Checkowy of a girl!! So hot!
by veylun March 22, 2012
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checkout dick

Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.
a) "My boyfriend's a checkout dick...."
b) "That checkout dick was SO cute!!!"
by Candini January 4, 2008
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checkout tart

Someone who works in a supermarket on the checkout, usually a girl, but can also be used as an insulting term for a male checkout worker. Similar to Scanner Monkey
'Jack got a job at the supermarket, he's such a checkout tart!'
by Temet Nosce December 14, 2006
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clackophony

Incessantly loud typing, often exacerbated by an ergonomic keyboard, that irritates everyone in the vicinity.
Jack jammed on his headphones to avoid the clackophony from the person sitting next to him.
by truth360 October 15, 2015
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clucko

A dopefiend or one who exibits dopefiend tendencies
Person 1: "I heard Karl traded his Xbox360 for a $20 sack..."
Person 2: "What a clucko."
by SpikeJones September 15, 2009
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