Rooster clawed

When someone scratches someone else with their toenail.

“Ahhh! You fucking rooster clawed me again! Trim your disgusting toe nails you lazy asshole.”

by StyreneOxide August 18, 2018

claydolf

The act of a messageboard administrator imposing nazi-like rules on his messageboard. Made famous by Clay of www.squabble.org

OMG, did you see Steve Gibson go Claydolf on shacknews? What a wanker!

by w3rd October 29, 2003

White Clawed

When a normally mild-mannered soccer mom has a rare night without a game, she may tend to throw down a handful or two of the eponymous hard sodas, thereby exhibiting atypical behavior. Commonly in the form of erotic folk dancing, burping contests or firing on step dads.

"Dood! Did you see Tyler's mom at the block party last night? All dancing in the cul-de-sac and shit. Where did she even get that tambourine? Totally White Clawed up."

by Mitch Kumstien June 7, 2019

claydawg

A male fan og singer Clay Aiken

He is a total claydawg!

by Dancer4Like May 8, 2004

Scat Clawed

When one or more finger slip though the toilet paper when wiping leaving fecal remnants on one's digits.

Dude what is that on your fingers? You eating Chocolate?
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.

Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

clayez

a term used for drug abuse

"mann that guy is on a clayez"

by natalie__0 May 24, 2008

ClaMedia

Having one's clam exposed in the media.

Britney left in a hurry, neglecting to put on her Magic Underwear. As she exited the limo, the paparazzi exposed her to ClaMedia, causing an epidemic of Mormon Crotch at BYU.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008