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Clarksonesque

Of or relating to the antics of the great Jeremy Clarkson, prophet of the powerslide and mankind's savior against speed cameras, speed limits, nanny states, Korean cars, traffic cops, Piers Morgans, dull journalism, caravans, global warming nonsense, hybrids, and anything else preventing you from your right to do 120mph on public roads. Such antics include drifting, perfectly offensive comical taste, being very tall and sort of old and fat, falling down, catching on fire, exploding things, and yelling POWERRRRRR!!1!!!11 while doing all of the above. Top Gear is the primary producer of all things Clarksonesque.
He adopted a Clarksonesque attitude towards fixing his old car; He pulled out the biggest hammer he could find and beat the shit out of it
by WTF_raeG_poT October 8, 2011
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Carson.malfoy7

A girl on tiktok that makes really cringe videos of her dancing and POV’s. She also is a Tomika falcon supporter, which makes her transphobic.
Her attempts to be funny are embarrassing.
1: I love Carson.malfoy7 so much😍😍😍🥺🥺🥺🥺 syltherin for life🥰
2: That’s stupid
1: That was ironic, no one actually likes her
by Entraptas.tiny.cupcake May 31, 2021
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Clarkson

¹One big noisy thing with pubes for hair

²An infantile pillock! That needs to tidy up a mess he has advertently caused.

³An insufferable oaf!

⁴A male human that resembles an Orangutan
"CLARKSON!!"
by TedCourse April 27, 2020
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Carson coma

A person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. The person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one's head. Behavior seen with presidential candidate Ben Carson.
After such a large lunch, I fell into a Carson coma during math class. The teacher kept calling on me because I looked like I was nodding off.
by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016
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carson ca

A city located between Compton , Gardena, Long Beach, Wilmington, and Harbor Gateway. Home to the Good Year Blimp, Stub Hub Center, California State University Dominguez Hills, and soon to be the Los Angeles NFL Stadium. Carson,CA is also known for having a large Samoan and Filipino population. Also known for the Original Polynesian blood gangs, that often feud with Mexican Gangs in the city.
You see a Samoan in a different city , ask if he lives or has family from Carson CA.
by Qwerty13 May 12, 2016
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Ken Carson

Person 1: who is Ken Carson?
Person 2: The man who saved my life
by del$$88 September 12, 2021
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carsonism

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.
I believe in carsonism.
by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018
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