Clams

Nuts, testicles; most frequently used to explain situations in which a guy gets it in the balls.

Oof! Uuuggghhhh... I just got it in the clams.

by P'tainz October 7, 2010

clam

n. A womans genetalia.

Man:(gives woman the eye)
Woman:"The clam is hungry"
Man:"Uh...ok"

by Digiboy December 28, 2005

the clam

Chlamydia, the STD transmitted through sexual intercourse,i.e. genital copulation. It is a bacterial infection that should recieve medical attention immediately and can cause numerous problems in women and men alike.

Slut 1: Oh Betty, I got the Clam!
Betty: Ahahahaha, that sucks slut.

by The Informer (for your health) January 9, 2008

clam

another word for pussy. Usually referred to as a 'bearded clam', but, nowadays, I like them shaved.

"I'd like to butter her clam"

by evilpete December 11, 2002

clam

A friendly sea creature residing in the sands of the ocean. They are lazy bastards and have one fat foot they gimp around on.

I took a fat hit of some smoked clams.

by maybenot September 5, 2003

clam

The tasty orifice in the region between a hot chick's legs.

That girl is so hot, I'd eat her clam without thinking twice!

by Deezz Nutz December 28, 2005

Clamming

The female version of "Seagulling". To throw lady juice at a random stranger.

Did you see that crazy woman...she was clamming all over his face!

Harold was in shock, that girl was clamming in public!

Leroy almost threw up, as some chic was clamming in his pasta.

Eli stated: "I could use a good clamming!"
Phil replied: "Me too!"

by pheli May 28, 2010