clamagram

When a woman sends a picture of her vagina to someone. The female equivalent of a dick pic.

Eeeww, Sally just sent me a clamagram.

by gleenn July 22, 2017

clambake

The female corollary to the term sausagefest; a bar or club where the crowd is surprisingly almost exclusively female, especially when you are looking to meet men.

I heard this club brought out the hot shoegazer boys, but it's a real clambake in here.

by Dr. Matthew February 17, 2009

claybagging

the act of penetrating a bodily oriface through clothing.

Joe, the cook at my work, tries claybagging me every time i walk through the kitchen.

by hotassets November 23, 2007

Jamaican clambake

Smoking pot in the bathroom with the shower steaming hot.

When I get home I’m gonna get a nice Jamaican clambake going!

by Vtblaster December 3, 2018

clambaking

smoking weed in small, enclosed areas, such as a car. It's called clambaking because when you're done smoking and you open the windows, all the smoke pours out, just like clambaking

keep the windows closed, i feel like clambaking.

by dutchmasterbaby October 11, 2006

Dwarf Clambake

A gangbang involving 7 or more dwarves and a full sized porn star.

Because of her aversion to "little people" Jenna Jameson was given an extra two million dollars for performing a Dwarf Clambake in the movie Midsummer Night's Ream.

by CumDaddy October 21, 2008

Clamgagger

Someone proficient in the act of heterosexual Intercourse; Utilizing his pork-sword to gag her bearded (or shaved) clam.

One that smashy-dat-ass.

A tool men use to procreate.

Womens' play-thing , leg-shaker , whipping-post... Etc.

Someone that honestly believes that you can actually gag a mollusk.

All women need a good clamgagger, and that is why they cheat.

"... So I took pity on her and gagged that clam all night long. "

" suck my clamgagger you stuck up that! "

by The Clamgagger January 31, 2015