piss clams

A funny name for longneck clams, which live under the sand and squirt up water when you step near them.

I want to join up with Jim and walk up and down the beach, and step on piss clams.

by j-lingo February 21, 2011

Clag Nuts

Crusty shit pellets stuck to ass hair

Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clabsos

The English transposition of the series of emojis, 🆑🆎🆘, often used as a contextless expression.

Social media user: *posts anything*

Commenter: Clabsos

by 🅿️🅾️🅾️🅿️ 🆙 April 21, 2017

clague

To intentionally cause trouble for others for no apparent reason other than you are seemingly incapable of extracting enjoyment from your own life.

"He went and told the boss we were at the pub, he's done a Clague"

by asswhisperer July 14, 2015

clamshail

A descriptive tool used to describe someone's lack of opened mindedness tords any thought or subject that makes them seem or fell uncomfortable

I switched my phone to clamshail so I didn't have to deal with all of that B-S.

by dragonboy8586 September 11, 2020

clagera

A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:

- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.

Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.

Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.

Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.

by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008

bearded clamshell

An Australian term for vagina

Oi Show us your bearded clamshell

by mt1 June 29, 2006