Simon Cowell

A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.

BASTARD Simon Cowell

by jackiiboii January 20, 2014

Simon Cowell

a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.

person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell

by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020

simon cowell

disgusting.
ew.
yuck.
harryphobic.
louisphobic.

one directionphobic.

if you are cowbell seek help.

human: who are you?

the creature: im simon cowell

human: bye-

by niall and the potatoes February 11, 2021

Simon Cowell

A Cunt.

'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'

by blargh!! December 15, 2009

chellam

1.sweetheart
2.dear

chellam

by Chellam March 1, 2009

chowell'd

when you smack a dyke in the face with a beer in your hand

that dyke bottled me so i chowell'd her

by rick rypien January 23, 2010

Chelly

The best little sister in the world! Love her! She is goofy, silly, cute, pretty, tall, funny, annoying. But that's what makes her, her. I love this little girl... even though she's not so little anymore. I love Chelly!

I wish Chelly was my sister!
I wish I was friends with Chelly!

by anonymous1215 December 15, 2012